Monthly Archives: November 2016

The Bearded Commandments!

  Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I pray all my soldiers are ok inshaaAllah and are in the process of growing beards! Just like yesterday, I have an important issue to make you aware of, this my bearded brothers is the issue of The Bearded Commandments. The Bearded Commandments is only available inContinue reading “The Bearded Commandments!”

The Bearded Captain; With the beard comes responsibility

Hello and greetings my soldiers,it’s me again, The Bearded Captain. As your bearded captain I thank you for being such brilliant soldiers, you know what I say, a captain is as good as his soldiers and you people are lovely soldiers to be responsible of. Ok, that’s the mushy stuff out of the way. PleaseContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; With the beard comes responsibility”

The Bearded Captain Here To Address An Issue

  Hello, greetings it’s me again your bearded captain. I hope all my bearded brethren are ok inshaaAllah. I have an issue that has been playing on my mind, no it’s not when I become the Bearded President of the United States Of Beardland inshaaAllah that’s a case of when rather than if. No myContinue reading “The Bearded Captain Here To Address An Issue”

The Day Of The Bearded Captain; Cuban Pimp Day

  Hello and greetings from The Bearded Captain,I hope all my soldiers are doing well and are in the process of growing beards, if you haven’t already. So let me tell you about my day, I know you’re dying to know about it! To tell you about my day today, I have to make aContinue reading “The Day Of The Bearded Captain; Cuban Pimp Day”

A Day In The Life Of The Bearded King

  Bearded magnificence, doesn’t come to all naturally. Some are born with it, some have to take special measures to allow the man fur to come into their lives. If you are Asian like me, this isn’t usually the case, we seem to have face on our hair as soon as we come out ofContinue reading “A Day In The Life Of The Bearded King”

The Perfect Cake By Professor Choco Cake Lover

    Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls I am sure you have been aware that I have been writing some blog posts of some “scientific findings”. My first study was over the Dixy Chicken burger and the other study was of the man fur that is the beard. This blog post will let youContinue reading “The Perfect Cake By Professor Choco Cake Lover”

The Bearded Captain Here With A Few Words

Hello, greetings from your Bearded Captain. Before I was appointed (or self-appointed) as The Bearded Captain, life was very sad *sad face*. I before my new fancy title was known as Ayyaz Malik, a man who was epic, but didn’t believe the hype of his own magnificence with a beard, hence why I didn’t haveContinue reading “The Bearded Captain Here With A Few Words”

Dixy (The Best A Man Can Get)

For a man with a beard and someone who really takes pride in his facial hair, naturally, I will rebuke the “slogan” “Gillette, the best a man can get”. Not only is the phrase non-sensical, it’s “not true”. Now why I say this is simple, I say this because with the greatest respect (my blogContinue reading “Dixy (The Best A Man Can Get)”