Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. Brothers, as always hope you’re well and looking after yourselves & your beard! Brothers, this topic comes back around every so often, it’s getting a tad boring, even I admit this. Having said that my brothers, thisContinue reading “How to deal with the haters”
Monthly Archives: July 2020
The Bearded Captain is now on podcast!
Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards. My brothers, I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves and your beard. Brothers, I have some good news, The Bearded Captain series, which as you know is available here on the blog through WordPress, is now available on podcast!Continue reading “The Bearded Captain is now on podcast!”
The gap beard explained
Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Brothers, I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. my Bearded Beloved’s I want to talk about an important issue. That is the issue of The Gap Beard. Brothers, that’s as literal as it sounds. Now, I must admit this topic didn’t comeContinue reading “The gap beard explained”
So when do you know you have a big beard? (Satire)
Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards. My brothers, as always I say I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. My brothers, I am sure you remember when I was going through the painful ordeal of being reduced to theContinue reading “So when do you know you have a big beard? (Satire)”
The Beardnet
Hello and good evening my bearded soldiers, I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. Greetings, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue this evening, that’s the issue of the Beardnet. Nope, it’s not a Bearded alternative to a certainContinue reading “The Beardnet”
The Just Trimmed Feeling
Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. My bearded brothers, I hope you’re looking after yourselves and looking after your most prized possession your beard. Now, brothers, you have seen that I am a bald-headed bearded man, so I won’t know the freshContinue reading “The Just Trimmed Feeling”
Does my beard look big in this?
Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beads and flag bearer of All beards on digital media. I am that Bearded who tries to make people laugh I am that beard tries to make people smile. My brothers for those of you who are in couples you willContinue reading “Does my beard look big in this?”
The jaw line “beard”
Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers. It’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My brothers, a beard isn’t just about catchy phrases and slogans. Brothers, the beard is the uniform to symbolise how awesome and rock& roll we are. We have touched upon it, but in this blog,Continue reading “The jaw line “beard””
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