Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards. Brothers, I want to talk about the issue of the women folk. Their rights to vote, equal pay and just a general position in society , women are a hotly debated subject. Brothers as aContinue reading “How to crack women (satire)”
Monthly Archives: November 2020
Happy international men’s day
Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers it’s me you Bearded Captain leader of all beards On digital Media. I am that made it tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My baby brothers every day is a celebration in the life of Beard. Today however isContinue reading “Happy international men’s day”
Things what make you lose your masculinity
Hello and greetings my bearded Soldiers it’s me your Bearded captain, leader of all beards flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that who tries to make people smile. My bearded beloved’s what I want to talk about is the topicContinue reading “Things what make you lose your masculinity”
Why you don’t call me Captain Birds Eye explained
Hello good morning and greetings my Bearded Soldiers. It’s me Bearded Captain leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers what I want to talk about hereContinue reading “Why you don’t call me Captain Birds Eye explained”
When you know you’re a Northerner
Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers. It’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that baby tried to make people smile. My brother is what I want to talk about today is anContinue reading “When you know you’re a Northerner”
The things you should never ask
Hello and good morning greetings my bedded soldiers. I go by the name of the Bearded Captain, Leader, flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard who to tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My bearded beloved’s so kind of carryingContinue reading “The things you should never ask”
If you do this, we need to talk
Hello and good evening my beaded soldiers. It’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beds and flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that Bearded who tries to make people laugh and I am happy to try to make people smile. My Bearded Beloved’s what I wanted to talk about todayContinue reading “If you do this, we need to talk”
The “joys” of being a couple
Hello and good evening my Bearded brothers. My name is Ayyaz Malik, aka The Bearded Captain, leader of all beards on digital and broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and the beard that tries to make people smile. My bearded beloved’s I want to talk about an important issue.Continue reading “The “joys” of being a couple”
Dispelling some myths
Hello good evening and greeting my bearded soldiers. It’s me your bearded Captain leader of all beads and flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard tries to make people laugh and I am that baby who tries to make people smile. My bearded beloved’s. What I want to talk aboutContinue reading “Dispelling some myths”
The Bearded Captain talks about aftershave
Hello good evening greetings my bearded soldiers it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards flag bearer of all beards and trendsetter of all beards on digital media. My bearded beloved’s what I want to talk about this evening is an important issue. We are talking about an item that’s just as dear andContinue reading “The Bearded Captain talks about aftershave”
The Bearded Captain 