Hello and Greetings. It’s me, The Bearded Captain, Leader of all Beards, and Flag bearer of all Beards on Digital and Digital Broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and smile.

Brothers, I pray you’re in good health and looking after yourselves and your Beards! We need to talk about an issue that’s important to me. Brothers, I’m sorry I haven’t been on this site for a while.

During this period, I somewhat lost my Bearded Guidance. My Beard has been going East and West, meaning one in one compass point and the other next.

Storm Bill Bob, or whatever it’s called, has been featuring prominently in my neck of the woods, so staying indoors as much as possible and keeping warm is needed.

Kings, I could do with a dose of my own medicine because, as a Beard, when you’re down, you only need to stay down and not get up when sleeping or on the toilet. Yuck, I am being disgusted, haha.

Anyway, I am a delivery driver in the Parallel Universe, which is called real life. For Royal Mail, to be more precise, they’re a good company and good people, but let me tell you something: Ambulance>Police>Royal Mail in that order.

It’s amazing to know that we delivery drivers would be on such an esteemed list. It’s not scientifically proven, but 90% of the time, when fellow drivers see the Royal Mail van, they give you the right of way. In fact, on one occasion, one lovely soul helped me (in her mind) manoeuvre the car round.

I was flattered, but I now think I’m not a terrible driver, haha. So that’s a little update about me. I’ll be back soon.

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Nothing is quite as powerful as laughter/entertainment is. Thank you.