The horror of putting on weight, once you lost it

Hello and good afternoon, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards, on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and yourContinue reading “The horror of putting on weight, once you lost it”

How to eat a takeaway, a guide by The Captain

Hello and good evening, it’s me The Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and yourContinue reading “How to eat a takeaway, a guide by The Captain”

A revolutionary change

Hello and Greetings, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers, I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves. I want to talk about anContinue reading “A revolutionary change”

Dixy Wythenshawe vs Dixy Chorlton

Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I hope you’re well, looking after yourselves and yourContinue reading “Dixy Wythenshawe vs Dixy Chorlton”

The theory proved wrong?

Hello, and Greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I hope you’re well, looking after yourselves and also looking after your beards.Continue reading “The theory proved wrong?”

Dixy Chicken Wythenshawe review

In what has felt like months, finally Dixy Wythenshawe is open! Dixy is what I see as one of the best take away chicken burger chains in Manchester, if not the best! The reason for the delay for Dixy Wythenshawe not opening , has been down to Covid19 and the lockdown of course, but hasContinue reading “Dixy Chicken Wythenshawe review”

The snacks theory discussed

Hello and good evening my Bearded Soldiers, It’s me your Bearded Captain, Leader and flag bearer of all beards of all beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile.. My bearded beloved’s, I want toContinue reading “The snacks theory discussed”

So, is there always space for dessert?

Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearers of all beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My beloved brothers, I want to andContinue reading “So, is there always space for dessert?”

If she doesn’t do this She’s not for you bro (with a dose of satire)

Hello, and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital and digital media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers, my beloved’s I hope you’re well andContinue reading “If she doesn’t do this She’s not for you bro (with a dose of satire)”

The people who you can’t trust (Satire)

Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain (Leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital media). My beards, I want to stand to salute you all first of all. You’re a credit to yourselves and your face. My brothers (non-keyworkers) you have had to overcome the “you needContinue reading “The people who you can’t trust (Satire)”