Hello, good afternoon my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka The Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselvesContinue reading “Food napkin?”
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How to eat a takeaway, a guide by The Captain
Hello and good evening, it’s me The Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and yourContinue reading “How to eat a takeaway, a guide by The Captain”
The last one standing
Hello and good morning, here I talk about the last man standing;
The tea/coffee dippers
Hello and good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re looking after yourselves and IContinue reading “The tea/coffee dippers”
Leather vs chain strap
Hello and good evening, greetings my name is the Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am not that bears who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. I hope you’re looking after yourselves and more importantlyContinue reading “Leather vs chain strap”
The snacks theory discussed
Hello and good evening my Bearded Soldiers, It’s me your Bearded Captain, Leader and flag bearer of all beards of all beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile.. My bearded beloved’s, I want toContinue reading “The snacks theory discussed”
So, is there always space for dessert?
Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearers of all beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My beloved brothers, I want to andContinue reading “So, is there always space for dessert?”
The people who you can’t trust (Satire)
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain (Leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital media). My beards, I want to stand to salute you all first of all. You’re a credit to yourselves and your face. My brothers (non-keyworkers) you have had to overcome the “you needContinue reading “The people who you can’t trust (Satire)”
The Bearded Captain 