Hello, good afternoon. It’s me, the bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, trendsetter of all Beards on digital and digital Broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Brothers, we need to talk; we need to talk about photos, before and after. Usually, one associates those kinds of photos with weight loss, but, brothers, there is another way to view before-and-after pics.

Pre-Beard and well… Beard. I was going to type post-Beard, but no, we’re not mailing facial hair. As significant as a weight loss journey is in the life of a bro, no journey is more important and more fulfilling than growing that Beard for the first time.

You have overcome the two-day stubble. You are learning Beard preservation: which minerals to give it and which nutrients. You would be forgiven for thinking I might be talking about a plant, but not quite.

In life, you will hear about growth, financial or personal, but the best growth is Beard growth. If your face grows, the rest of you grows with it. It’s a journey of evolution, not the Charles Darwin kind. It’s over and out from The Captain.