Hello, good evening my Bearded Brothers, it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka the Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
Brothers I pray you’re well, looking after yourself and your Beards. Bearded Kings we need to talk about Goatees. Now my Soldiers you’re aware that a goatee is an excuse of a Beard, in the same way that fingerless gloves make a mockery of actual gloves.
Let me try to explain why. Brothers when you grow a Beard, the aim of the game is your face is warm, but with a goatee of course this isn’t the case. I say this because, well your cheeks are shaven, the rest of your face might be too.
A Beard is the face trophy all men deserve, one of the beauties is that in cold weather, like it is now, you can feel rest assured this won’t really be the case, You won’t have a face trophy because with the slightest breeze you will be shivering your face off.
Why and how does fingerless gloves have something in common is, that just like goatees they are imposters. But they keep your hands warm they say, but isn’t the fingertips a part of the hands? Fingerless gloves act like gloves, but don’t act like gloves when needed most.
Going down nostalgia lane, but when my dad would set up his market stall a lot of people had fingerless gloves. I didn’t see the point. The counter argument to that, they would say they need to grip things.
What I say in response to that? Get gripper gloves! You don’t grip things with your feet of course, but there’s no toeless socks. A gripe as you can tell, but my two scents on the matter, do you agree?
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