Does my beard look big in this?

Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beads and flag bearer of All beards on digital media.

I am that Bearded who tries to make people laugh I am that beard tries to make people smile.

My brothers for those of you who are in couples you will be able to relate to what I’m going to talk about in this blog.

Brothers let me paint the scene let me create the scenario in your mindBrothers let me paint the scene let me create the scenario in your mind.

So brothers its occasion it’s a family gathering is a party and you’re getting ready and you’ve already wore what are you going to wear for the party but for your good lady as we know the dramas with women it’s not quite as simple.

Does it match? Does it match with the jewellery set? Did The guestlist see them where this two years ago the same dress?

So after stringently going through that process of elimination to see if this garment is suitable for them the last obstacle that they go through in their mind and they consult with their partner.

They ask darling does my bum look big in this? In this scenario the man is torn, does he tell the truth?

If he tells the truth well, it’s a question of making sure your will is already written. So what the man usually would say is no, you look fine darling.

So trying to get himself out of the awkward situation if she does look a bit unfavourable scales and her bum does look a bit big, by telling a lie is risky as the woman’s paranoia will kick and she will sense other people will say it.

Ladies, this blog post is actually for you. us men are actually the same, no we are not concerned about the size of our buttocks know we are concerned about the size of our beard certain garments.

So if you like me I have generally asked dear does my bed look big in this, and thankfully I’ve been greeted with no you look fine.

The truth is does my beard look big in this? maybe it does maybe it doesn’t say, what truly matters it is that you look after your beard.

Suit and tie, smart casual, A traditional middle eastern garment the truth is your beard will always look big in this.

That’s not a bad thing brothers because big Beard, means masculinity big-time. So embrace and be proud of it no matter what you wear


Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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