The things you should never ask

Hello and good morning greetings my bedded soldiers. I go by the name of the Bearded Captain, Leader, flag bearer of all beards on digital media.

I am that beard who to tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile.

My bearded beloved’s so kind of carrying on from the last blog address where we spoke about some unwritten rules in life of what we shouldn’t do.

In this blog post my brothers I want to talk about things that we just shouldn’t ask. So some things would be self-explanatory you would think that you don’t ask, but other things aren’t necessarily.

Why should you not ask these questions? Brothers I have to talk about being a bit of a bearded know it all but in this instance I generally don’t know, but just don’t do it.

I have learned this to my cost there was an incident where I was at my dad‘s market stall and a young and naive me asked a lady what’s her size for the underwear she needed.

She went red my dad and my dad in no uncertain terms told me so that’s just something you don’t ask and an eight-year-/old nine-year-old me asked dad why?

My dad rather embarrassed, said son you just don’t! Another example of naivety is if your parent says can you do this and you say can’t you do it ?

Again in this example this is something that you will be doing at your own peril. This is something that your Captain hasn’t done because I’m not so naive I’m a bit more smart in this regard.

If there are any of you however you fancy that shot then also book yourself in for an A&E appointment when you get uppercutted for the bare cheek of it.

I can not write this blog without including the topic of someone taking your curly chips.

There are other examples for example this is more for the Muslim readers amongst you. You never ask a lady why are you not praying or fasting.

If you really want to ask you’re just going to embarrass yourself in the process. Last but not least of the things that you should just not ask, is this.

You never ask someone who is a football fan and they don’t support their local team, why? I almost lost a friend due to this they were that annoyed.

Are there any others that I’ve missed? let me know in the comments. It’s over and out from the Bearded Captain.

Stay blessed stay Beard!


Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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