The Vaseline Beard

Hello and greetings it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards, and flag-bearer of all beards on digital and broadcast media.

I am that beard who tries to make you laugh, and I am that beard that tries to make you smile. My brothers, I hope you’re looking after yourself and your beards!

Brothers, I want to talk about today’s issue, the issue of the Vaseline Beard. Brothers, now for those of you who have been loyal to my blog and been avid followers, The Captain thanks you.

I have still been here, my site has had more blog updates, but it’s been more of the sports side.

Don’t worry guys, the beard side of the blog is still here. Today’s issue the Vaseline Beard is an issue which you might think didn’t need raising.

My soldiers, don’t knock it before you have tried it. Usually, I would say apply Beard Oil, Beard Balm or Beard Cream. But Vaseline on a beard? Yeah, don’t knock it before you tried it.

Vaseline is of course, for your face and body but it adds a shininess to it. Your Beard is of course apart of your body, Vaseline is for the body as we know.

I am also suggesting Vaseline to be used on the under the chin of your beard.

If your beard is like mine, it can get dry if not looked after properly. I would off the back of that, use Vaseline to help dry skin.

Guys, you’re welcome. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.


Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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