Thank me later

Hello, and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards and flag bearer of beards on digital media.

I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile.

My brothers, I pray you’re well and looking after your beards and in the process of growing them too!

Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue, it’s the issue of some hidden gems that you might not have been aware of.

Have you ever thought what the top pocket of your shirt is for? It’s for putting your beard comb in you’re welcome.

Traditionally you would wear jeans/trousers and you would have pockets in those, but think about it. Top pocket is more practical right?

Brothers, you can’t put it in your jeans/trouser pockets. That’s for your phone and wallet and the smaller section for change change (or so they tell me).

For the bald headed people amongst you when you shave your head, you most likely use shave foam right? Well when you next time do apply at on your beard too.

No, it’s not what it sounds like, but when I do this, I have realised it adds a nice surprising shine to my beard.

Just like what Vaseline does. You have to try it to love it as they say.

Brothers, red salted chips are a game changer, especially with a chicken burger. Oo and that chicken burger of yours, surely needs to be spicy, once you go spicy the others aren’t nicey.

I did actually just type that, maybe this lock down is getting to me. Thankfully I have enough sanity to keep my beard and cherish it. All is not lost!

There are many more examples of some hidden knowledge gems out there no doubt. But I will just share the few here. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

Stay blessed, stay beard!

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Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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