People who are always hot vs people who are always cold

Hello and good evening my Bearded Brothers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media, I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

My Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! Brothers, I know I am like what the say about the old London bus (two come at once), but dusting off the laptop and getting the fingers going makes me realise that yes life has been busy, but boy do I miss my fellow Beards.

Your Captain wants to talk to you about an issue of real Bearded Importance, it’s the issue of those who are always hot and those who are always cold. Quick disclaimer, I am not talking about postmen who always wear shorts and bare a lot of leg in freezing conditions, or the women of the night, who wear skirts and bear a lot of leg, in freezing cold temperatures!

Bearded Beasts, You grow your Beard and grow it long enough, I know you though. I appreciate the love, I really do, one of the reasons you read my words of inspiration and I thank you for it! I was stopped by someone in the street and he said with that Beard you won’t get cold, random man who stopped me in the street, no! I have a face blanket to keep me warm (my Beard).

The clean shaven as pronouns is a thing, not sure how they would like to be addressed as they don’t look like men anyway. But yeah, the clean shaven no doubt are always cold, on the face yes! The cure is simple grow a Beard!

If you’re bald grow hear too, some will fire back with, well if you can’t wear a hat there are many trendy hats available. Ideally you want to keep your body warm, so the need for that doesn’t happen.

Brothers, being hot all the time helps. Me personally my hands are always hat, so for example when I massage dad’s shoulders he isn’t feeling like he’s going into an ice bath. If I was always cold for example, I would have to run to put my hands under the hot tap.

It’s a blessing being always warm. I remember a colleague who was always cold. I would open the window due to feeling like I am near the equator with a hot heater and they would slam it shut due to being cold.

I want to sympathise that there are reasons can feel cold old the time, The Captain sympathises with you, he really does. Bearded Soldiers, as we look to develop our brand, we just want to let you know we will be working with brands in partnership, to ensure you can get discounts, giving you the best rates possible through our media channels.

As I type this, I am in shorts and t-shirt with everyone else in my household shivering in their other garments. For the people who always tend to feel hot, guys you’re blessed truly. For those of you who are always cold, get your cardio up lol, as us hot people are roasting to death with you keeping the heating on and up all the time!

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It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain


Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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