Hello and Greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh.
Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! My Beloved’s I want to talk about an important issue in the life of beard, the issue of things that never end. Shaving is of course one of them, our solution grow a beard.
It’s you doing your bit for the environment, but if you’re bald like me, you’re still using a razor anyway. The shaving of your face is the most tedious 20 minutes of your life you won’t get back. The same could be said about shaving head, but hey, no one can put into words that feeling of head touching the cold pillow when head has been freshly shaved.
That brothers, that’s stuff of legend! Anyway, I do digress the issues of things that seem like they never end. One is gardening, yeah if you watch Desperate House Wives, then being a gardener is the lady wooower, no brothers that’ your Beard that does that.
Gardening, like maintaining your face can be tedious, but it doesn’t have to be that way. To keep a well groomed face, we suggest grow a beard and perfume it. Plants grow, grass grows and in these situations you allow both to grow nicely and keep them maintained, but with a man’s face different principles apply apparently.
Another never ending thing is washing your car *cue the shark tale song*. Health wise, it helps you burn some under stated calories like housework does, but once done, a clean car (whatever the car) is a nice sight.
But makes it baffling then why car’s get dirty, we wouldn’t allow ourselves to get dirty we bathe ourselves, same rules apply right? But it’s very tedious I know my Beards, keep with it … it’s worth it.
Decorating is another thing that seems like it never ends, but there is a simple solution. Some get tempted to decorate a room in purple or with a unicorn design, we all know that will end in tears when inevitably whoever room it was grows up.
That unicorn, has flown away and no longer relevant. The work, the time of pasting the walls and the wall paper could have been saved. Carpets, or flooring can’t be ignored as that’s unavoidable. Having carpets brings warmth having flooring brings style.
Whatever your opinion on house decor, I salute you for starting as it doesn’t finish that easily. The last example, is a bit more of a positive example of doing some that never ends is making sure you have good health and exercising.
Brothers, I don’t usually get too influenced by Instagram stars, but those older guys who are ripped with very well maintained bodies is something I wouldn’t mind when I get to that age. I don’t want to ‘fat shame’ or zero size anyone, but brothers not having a six pack, I will say ok no worries, but being obese it’s not beard like.
This unlike the other examples is just that bit more rewarding, but Beards I feel your pain! It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain!
The Bearded Captain 