Hello and good morning my Handsome faced brothers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
My Shining Bearded Knights, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue in the life of The Bearded Captain. Brothers, I ask you a question, doesn’t it make the world go round?
What does Captain? I hear you ask, is it money? Is it wonderful facial hair? Yes and yes, but brothers, what makes the world go round is the internet, think about it. The obvious reason is, well you won’t be able to read my inspiring blogs or watch my magnificent videos.
If you want to buy groceries and can’t be bothered going out? Online shopping and they will deliver this for you, this applies to other items too, which is of course where companies like Ali Baba, Amazon and Ebay came out of.
It’s amazing to think there was such a thing called dial-up, younger readers if you don’t know what that is, bless your heart, You young bucks might think at time you don’t have x, y or z but if you experienced dial-up and lived to tell the tale like the rest of us did I would be amazed.
Dial-up was like getting blood out of stone, but soooo much worse! When the connection would think about connecting, then someone had the audacity to call and then the whole thing started again which meant another few hours down the drain!
Fancy a Netflix and chill? Well you have the internet to thank for the Netflix part lol. The Coronavirus, remember that? It’s hard to forget as it’s still on going of course, but during that period of us getting kept in doors, it was the internet that allowed a lot of us to work from home (keep a wage) and also the before mentioned online shopping.
Online banking again is another example of the internet influencing the world, bank transfer done over internet. One minute you could be rich, when you get money transferred to you and the next poor, when you have to pay someone back! *tears roll down face*.
Well brothers, I think I have made a compelling argument, do you agree or disagree? Well do your thing please. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.