Hello and good afternoon, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
My Bearded Stallions, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! Bearded Soldiers, I want to talk about an important issue in the life of The Captain and that is the issue if should a man have long hair, or short hair.
Brothers, this topic is very subjective. For me, I am a fan of short hair … Unfortunately this is due to necessity these days, as no I don’t plan to don a Mr Burns (from The Simpsons) like frill. I can talk up the benefits of it, such as you don’t have to worry about a bad hair day or using products to keep your hair smart.
Other benefits, I argue is that you won’t have to worry about when the barber can fit you in for an appointment, for Eid for example, forget it! During Eid period, you would be better camping out at the barbershop, the same way some do for when The Lord Of The Rings film or latest iPhone.
But with other things in life there is two sides to the argument. With a good beard, nothing beats nicely groomed man and a good hair cut. Long hair, or shorter hair again depending how you hold yourself is good.
When one things long hair, Jason Mamoa or Joseph Annoai (Roman Reigns from WWE) come into mind. That American Samoan connection, I get that a lot of the ladies have a real soft spot for that kind of thing.
Brothers, I want to know your thoughts. We have spoke about wearing confidence in the past. Long hair/short hair makes sure you have good facial hair. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.
The Bearded Captain 