Hello and good afternoon my Bearded Stallions, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
My brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! My Soldiers, we need to talk about an issue that I find important in Beard Life, it’s the issue of Beard dandruff. Yes, it’s a thing and once upon a time, I know about this all too well.
I am sure this is the bit where the clean shaven will say, well if you didn’t grow a Beard you won’t have to worry about these things. Well, if you guys actually embraced your inner man and stop being feminine, you won’t have to wear a snood in the winter and get anxious when the slightest bit of cold touches your face when the temperature drops lower then 10 degrees.
The cure isn’t simply use Vidal Sassoon or Head and Shoulders Anti-Dandruff shampoo, but use Beard Shampoo, that does help, also make sure you keep your Beard nourished. Remember Beardosynthesis?
Again, for the people in the back. Beard, water and exposure to light helps Beard grow and stay healthy! Wish they taught this at school, but it feels like even in schools, there’s this subliminal prejudice/agenda made against Beards.
My brothers, I hope this advice was of benefit to you, it’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.
The Bearded Captain 