The horror of putting on weight, once you lost it

Hello and good afternoon, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards, on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! Bearded Stud’s, we need to talk about an important issue in the life of Beards, and that is the issue of gaining weight, once you lost it.

My Beloved’s nothing comes much better than losing weight, you have been so hard trying to lose, (although, having a lovely Beard, someone loving my blogs/videos and sharing my love of Chicken Burgers is awesome too).

Back to the issue at hand. Sorry I do digress .. Brothers, that feeling, of when you get rid of what was plus size clothes, the feeling of being able to walk one mile, or half a mile without seriously pouting for breath, it’s special.

So Bearded Heroes, when you have that joy, be careful not to take things for granted, because if you do put that weight back on you lost, then I must advise you this is one of the most difficult things to over come in life.

Yes, the accidental shaving of Beard, or over trimming of Beard is traumatic, thankfully that has bow become a distant memory, but it still brings back nightmares if I think about it. Just like in the life of Beard you have discipline, for looking after your Beard combing it, giving it the vitamins it needs when you apply Beard Balm, you need to that very same thing to your Beard too!

Brothers, your Captain is here for you, you know that. Your Captain, has lost weight, put it back on and lost it again and boy is it hard! But my Beloved’s Mother Malik has told me, she will give me a Stone Cold Stunner, if I slip again … Gulp!

It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.


Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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