When time feels like it’s going backwards

Hello and good afternoon my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I ma that Beard who tries to make people smile.

My Bearded Beloved’s I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! My Soldiers, I have been away for a long time, my apologies. Brothers, one part of Bearded life is that you be aware of your nearest and dearest.

My Bearded Stallions, The Captain has been doing that. So, without too much further a do, I want to talk about today’s address, it’s about when time feels like it’s going backwards or standing still. I will give you several examples.

When a Beard is hungry and is waiting to feed himself, his tummy growls louder than a Lion, correct? Of course that’s correct! A Beard gets hungry and hangry too, stomach pains and anything in your sight looks annoying to its core. I have been there Brothers.

Another example is when I am waiting to have a shower or go the Big Beards room, “man you have been in there for what feels like two hours! What are you doing in there”? In fact, don’t answer that. Having said that Brothers, when it’s your time to use the bathroom, you’re cherishing that time because it’s the time you and your Beard can spend together.

Typically, that time of you with Beard, Beard Strand in hand (see what I did there) is time that feels like it goes too quickly. When you’re waiting to use the bathroom, time goes slow, but when you are the person in ‘possession’ the clock runs faster than Mr Bolt.

I am sure Bearded Kings, you can relate to my examples so far, other examples are when you’re in a traffic jam, in those times it’s like you’re watching life go before you lol. Minutes turn into hours, just like when you get dragged into going to someone’s house you don’t want to go to, you know you will get bored there (Asian’s can relate to that one, and give me a hell yeah!?).

The last example I can think of is when you’re at a job you don’t like. You go to work, soon as you get in you’re looking at the time, looking for when break time is. My Bearded Knights in Shining Armour, your challenge is surely to be in a job, that isn’t a job but rather a career. A job where you don’t do that..

There are several examples I have given there, so what do you think? Drop your thoughts in the comments please. Bearded Studs, The Captain wants to say thank you for subscribing to my blog. My Bearded Soldiers (subscribers) are 100+ strong, thank you!

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Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. ayyazmalik.com is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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