The Shaving Cut

Hello, good evening my Bearded Brothers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

My Bearded Beloved’s I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! My Soldiers, we need to talk, it’s about this issue of the shaving cut. Quite a topic to discuss on a Beard blog, one Beard might think.

Bearded Warriors, not really, if you see the context. Brothers, we Beards do shave, it’s just not our Beards and even where we can shave, there’s a need to be careful when we do shave! My Bearded Stallions, your Captain has a shaving cut on the back of his head and the need to be careful when shaving my head is very necessary.

Brothers, the cut is healing and it feels like it’s the map of Italy on the back of my head (Sicily included). I try to shave my head with the cut and it’s happened more than one occasion, that not fully healed cut opens up again and we’re back to square one!

I usually shave my head twice a week, but currently for my bald head standards I have an afro, as the full week without shaving looms. When I do brave it tomorrow, I need to have precise cutting skills like a butcher and the wizardry of a barber of dealing with my mini mop on my head, even though I am balding *speaks in cries*.

Soldiers, one thing I have to give them credit for (kind of) is when the clean shaven get a shaving cut, they dust themselves off, put aftershave on it and try again! A normal human being, would once they have applied vaseline or aftershave to deal with the shave wound, realise that nature is taking its path.

The path of allowing Beard to grow and that shaving is for legs, head and in the ‘London region’ (Down South). Brothers, wish me luck tomorrow, I have the unenviable task of shaving my head tomorrow. A massive shaving cut I have, but also for the sake of my anxiety shall we call it, can’t take this afro frill I have!

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It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain

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Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. ayyazmalik.com is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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