Storm Eunice says hello

Hello, good afternoon my Bearded Brothers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag Bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

My Soldiers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! I want to talk about an issue that it’s important us Beards, Storm Eunice. Bearded Kings, I know you cause a stir when you come into a room, a storm in it’s own right, but I want to talk about the storm that’s affecting the UK.

Yes, it’s calmed down somewhat and Storm Gladys has taken the bat on, weather in the UK is challenging to say the least. Brothers, count your blessings, you have a Beard so your face won’t get cold, the way the Clean Shaven’s face will get cold.

To counter this, they will wear a snood, they think they found a loophole, but my take on money super market.com is this … don’t shave! You will save money on Bearded Shaving Gel and on razors themselves.

It’s ironic that the head of this site is Clean Shaven who wastes money on shaving, but preaches and gives tips on how to save money! My Shining Bearded Knights, the wind and blustery weather is leaving our Man Fur to get messed and untidy.

Brothers keep with it, this will pass. A note to those who wear wigs, this is the weather to let go! Don’t put your wig on as there’s no double sided sticky tape that can ensure your toupee doesn’t fly away.

Garden chairs, tables, trees have been destroyed to this weather, but your wig will stay? Be honest with yourself, 99% of the time it’s obvious you have a wig on, so don’t delude yourself! Be bald and proud like I am, if you’re cold? Wear a nice hat, a woolly hat like mine, as dad calls it The Crocodile Dundee Hat.

Brothers, thank God weather has brighten up the past two days, Storm Gladys didn’t want to stay for too long. Here’s to hoping Storm Gertrude doesn’t bless us with her presence. In the midst of this my Beloved’s there are people who’s houses have been affected.

We pray for them and wish them the best. Brothers, we are wanting to support causes like this one, amongst many more and we are raising funds for project Bearded Captain too. If you are able to support me, with any donation that you can afford which will in turn (a portion of the donation) will help to support causes like those who have been affected by the storms for example. Thank you for your support.

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