Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
Bearded Kings, I pray you’re well looking after yourselves and your Beards! My Beloved’s we need to speak about an important issue, feminists look away now! My Bearded Stallions, I want to talk about the topic of this world, being a man’s one.
The title of this address, might lead you to believe my opinion on the matter, and to a point that is correct. Brothers, the manliness has crept into the dictionary. Mancave, history, mansion,humanities, last man standing … I can go on!
Subtle inclusions of man favoured words isn’t the reason why I say this, but me pointing it out, as me well just trying to be me (satirical). It astounds me the fact that women only get taken seriously if they’re sexualised, in certain walks of life, this is still prevalent today.
The heads of society will tell you, LGBQT rights are given and discrimination is being hard to be clamped down, but brothers is it? I just point to the recent Mason Greenwood case. Yes, innocent till proven guilty, but already this seems like it’s going to be given the inevitable end before the justice process takes it’s due course.
Out of court settlement (which to me is an admission of guilt) and then he can carry on with life . The film producer Harvey Weinstein eventually was brought to justice, but it was quite the ordeal for women having to jump this hurdle shall we say.
Of course men can face harassment too, but Brothers, we’re Beards brothers we have power given to us by our face. I don’t like this notion of women coming into positions just because they’re women, they like with men should merit any role, but they shouldn’t be discriminated either..m
In the punditry section of football for example, I feel there are men who have been given precedence. I have managed to survive the whole address without singing the ‘this is a man’s world song’, until then as I sway side to side as I type this, with my mobile phone a mock microphone.
One of the reasons I write this, yes I say it as a joke, but it’s partly true it’s amazing subliminally a lot of words have men bias in them, it’s the same with right too. So if you’re a left-handed woman, I will get some Man size tissues for you.. man-sized?
There’s my point. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.
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