Daddy Beard

Hello, good morning my Bearded Stud Muffins, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Brothers, I pray you’re well, in good health and looking after your Beards! Bearded Beloved’s I want to talk about an issue, that’s important to your Bearded Leader, the issue of being Daddy Beard. Please don’t mistaken that for me talking about ‘who’s your Daddy?’

If you have your mind tuned to one way of thinking, I am not talking about that context, nor am I talking about custody battles. My Soldiers, I am talking about when you get the happy news that you’re going to be a father to a Baby Beard or a Baby Beardette.

Which ever gender your baby is (male or female), one thing is for certain, Brothers be careful of your Beards. Yes your Man face trophy attracts a lot of admiration from the boys and girls a like, but when a baby gets hold of your Beard, boy o boy!

Of course, they don’t realise it, but the all mighty tug they give your Beard, ouch!!! So severe is that pain, Brothers you think, you know what, threading isn’t the worst pain for a Beard to feel, it’s the tugging of your Beard by a baby!

If it isn’t the Beard tugging, feel rest assured your Beard will need even more care, due to the amount of times your Beard will get messed up. Yes, Beard tugging from a baby is painful, but have you experienced getting your Beard caught on a coat zip?

All other pain that you feel pales into insignificance. I leave you with that thought, it’s over and out from your Bearded Captain.

Supporting Our Project

Hello, good morning beloved Beards. I hope you’re well. We hear at ayyazmalik.com love telling stories and sharing them too. Alhamdulillah we have been operating for over six years and we’re looking to solidify our website and help it grow too, but we need your support please. Whatever large or little amount you think you can spare, it’s still even bigger to us. With your kind donation/support we want to give a contribution to the local community sports hall, to help young kids do what they do best, have fun! Thank you for your support

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Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. ayyazmalik.com is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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