Hello, good morning, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
Bearded Soldiers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! Kings let’s talk, about Beards. I am sure you get it don’t you when you’re in the street? ‘Nice Beard’, ‘ Love your Beard’, and so on.
Nice isn’t when that happens? But brothers, let’s talk about the times when you get the opposite. You look ‘ugly’ with a Beard or it makes you look ‘old’, these are the common ones, but let’s look at the pros of a Beard (everyone anti-Beard, will tell you the apparent cons).
Shaving is a nightmare, I shave my head and I am playing roulette where it’s blade and skin seeing if they can go past each other without war wounds, 99% off the time the blade defeats the skin and I get shaving cuts.
I don’t need this drama in my life! Ideally I shouldn’t have gone bald, but now I am what’s needed is a must. There is some attraction to shaving, but the maintenance of your face and the avoiding of the Beard itch. Life is complicated at the best of times, I don’t need a Beard itch issue to worry about.
Growing a Beard alleviates that problem, it also alleviates the face rash issue in the summer, your Beard reflects the heat, it’s a face shield. We’re men, we won’t complain shall we say if we get some attention from the women folk, and fellas let’s face it a lady will say nice Beard to a brother, but what can she say to a clean shaven?
Nice hairy chest? But knowing them they probably shave that too by pinching their wife’s Gillette Venus blade. You can get abuse by people for your Beard, but the ones that respect your Beard, know that they’re real people.
Growing a Beard isn’t an easy road, but to enhance the inner man, it’s what’s needed. People buy stresses balls, just stroke your Beard it’s therapeutic. Soldiers, you do you, stay awesome.
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