When there is a heat wave

Hello, good evening my Beards. It’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all Beards and flag bearers of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Bearded Kings, I pray you’re well, in good health and looking after your Beards! Brothers, it’s been some time since I have checked in, to say hi! For that Brothers, I am sorry. I will talk about my absence in an upcoming blog, but now let’s talk about heat wave.

Bearded Stallions, to pre-empt the heatwave, in England well you will have to be a Psychic. But when the heatwave does happen (apparently it’s going to be more often now), then one of the first things man/woman does is ‘o it’ too hot when is it going to rain’.

That in itself is so ironic almost as when it’s raining in UK, the question is ‘when is the sun going to come out’? O I am going to book my holiday for Turkey. Ladies and Gentle Beards, this is UK, or in my neck of the woods Manchester, rain is the norm.

If we are treated to sunshine, expect rain for two weeks after. In a heatwave, obviously the fans in the shops and online sell out, as well ice pops/ice cream too, which makes laugh as this is an all year round sweet treat (fight me).

England and the UK get this from time to time, but places like Pakistan get this warm weather most of the year. Yes they have cold nights, but there is a remedy for that. Get that thick blanket (Asian’s know which one I mean at this point).

⁣⁣⁣⁣A sign of a heatwave can be when you don’t smell nice due to your B.O (Sorry). Do you want to smell nice, for the special occasion? Thanks to our partner perfume.com (rated execellent on trust pilot) you can do, with out it costing the end of the earth. 


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Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. ayyazmalik.com is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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