My hat collection is decreasing

Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards. My Bearded Kings, I want to talk about an important issue in the life of Beards, hats. Yes, hats for your head. So like a fedora, an Indiana Jones hat or whatever you want to refer to them as it’s an important part of Bearded Attire.

A hat, like with glasses is an important part of identity. With glasses, for example, I don’t do round frames, I only do more square frames, it’s part of my identity. With hats, I do have some snapbacks, with printed messages to promote the brand The Bearded Captain.

A man is nothing without his hat. James, this is why I gave you my fedora. I have four more, which is less than the 10 I once had. The best way of showing you love someone. Give them Beard Oil, some perfume, not because they smell and a hat as it compliments most garments so well.

My way of saying I love you, James. Bar the things mentioned, my hat was the only way I could show you. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

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Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

3 thoughts on “My hat collection is decreasing

  1. Thank you Bearded Captain, this blog entry has brought a smile to my face and brightened up an otherwise grey and chilli winter morning. The hat may not be everyone’s style or cup of tea but I felt it gave me an unfamiliar sense of qualification. like I knew more than I ought to, or had more of a beard than I actually do! My wife wasn’t quite as well pleased with how it looked on me but that didn’t stop me from wearing it the whole ride home. It is the small impromptu acts of kindness and generosity that restore my faith in humanity and as is the case in all our previous meetings face to face you hold, maintain and raise the bar every time. It is a privilege to have met you and an honour to be considered a friend. Much love Captain, keep sailing true. -James

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