So you keep getting your Beard pulled?

Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards. My Bearded Kings, I want to talk about an issue in the life of The Bearded Captain. Bearded Stallions, I want to talk about children and in particular young children (babies).

The delights that they bring, from the warmth of their hugs, the softness of their cheeks when you give them a kiss and the smiles they give you, well when they’re happy, is all part of the dream. On the other hand, there is one thing, there is the Beard-pulling a kid does and boy does that hurt!

You would be forgiven for thinking, for the times your little one yanks on your man prize, that you should shave it off, reduces the pain right? Wrong! Bearded one, you went through itchy stubble down and Beard itch to get to your long Beard state. Don’t throw it away for this!

Brothers, simply for the times your little one does yank your Beard seven ways from Sunday (yeah I am using that wrong), remember this, you used your Beard to pull your child’s mother. Yes, I feel very clever with that wordplay, mua haha.

Maybe make it a game, for your child, surely you will do anything right? So what’s wrong with a messy Beard? Your man fur needs to be presentable to the outside world but can be anyway when it comes to your little Princess/Princess.

Brother’s you’re your child’s father, your Beard emphasises that. Some men might use the Beard pulling argument to shave their Beard. The child needs a father figure, so look like one, not a mother figure, as he/she already has one!

For the Muslim Beards amongst you, please ensure on Fridays you’re well perfumed and also your Beard is well oiled and perfumed. Yes, your little one will pull it, thus making it untidy, but yeah, don’t let this stop you from being your best Beard.

It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

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Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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