How our ancestors will turn in their graves

Hello, good morning my Beards, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Brothers, let’s talk about an issue important in the life of Beards and that’s saving money. Bearded Kings, the generations before us found groundbreaking inventions from the telephone, to the TV, to the automobile and more.

My Bearded Soldiers, what have we found, a supermarket that has eggs available? The generations before us invented the light bulb, this generation, well? Tiktok and the floss dance. The generation before us invented the aeroplane, and the boat, this generation invented snowflakes.

Everything is offensive and everything is politically incorrect. I am sure many discoveries have been made in the past. In today’s day and age, what have we discovered? That there’s a new different gender today?

The generation of yesterday have every right to feel let down after everything they did for us, and the advancements that they made then. We did put a man on the moon though, an out-of-this-world discovery.

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Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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