Food napkin?

Hello, good afternoon my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka The Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! Kings we need to talk about that very body part and a Beard is a body part, it’s attached to you and won’t leave you until you leave it.

My Bearded Stallions, I want to talk about how your food is a napkin within itself. When going to a fancy establishment, how many times do you see people having napkins on their knees, or tucked into their shirts where it’s spread all over their chest.

Brothers, if you have a Beard and you’re eating a curry for example, then more times than not, what will happen? That’s right your Beard will break the fall of the curry that doesn’t make the leap into your mouth.

Of course, it will be weird as a spectacle seeing the Beard filled with brown curry syrup and the smell it leaves, but be sure to wash your Beard and ideally use fragrance soap on it at your earliest convenience.

Let’s put it this way if you didn’t have your Beard, your face will have that curry I am talking about instead. Your face will already be lacking as it is anyway as you don’t have a Beard on it, then imagine it with curry on.

If kids were to get the mess of food on their faces it’s cute, they’re children they can’t grow a Beard, and even the Asian ones can’t at toddlers to five years old or even up to early teens. Brothers, just be thankful for your Beard it took a real blow for you.
Your Beard is a real one, it’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

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Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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