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The end is nigh brothers!

Hello and good evening, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital media.I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers, I hope you’re well, looking after yourselves and more importantly your beard!

My brothers I want to talk about an important issue in the life of beard. As you are all aware, we are in a lockdown and in a lockdown, not only have the gyms, restaurants, bars and football stadiums to the fans have been closed, but the closing down of barbers has hit us beards hard!

I never think this would be the case, but a lot of us beards have grown the equivalent of afros, but it has been. This lockdown like the other lock down has been a challenge for all beards. Some beards have been better at it than other beards, the grooming of their bead. 

Brothers, I know some of you (me included) are working from home and the perceived need to maintain your beard is seen as not necessary. My Bearded beloved’s it is necessary as the beard is your pride and enjoy. These times of lockdown have been tough, but the end is nigh .. no more botched snipping of the beard (like a certain someone did, mentioning no names). 

Well brothers, the end is nigh! On April 12th, the barbershops will be reopening in the U.K. Form an orderly queue as The Bearded Captain exercises his right for being at the front of the line as I am The Bearded Leader. 

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The Bearded Key-workers explained

Hello and Greetings, my bearded soldiers. Some might not know, but you my bearded beloved’s do know –  I go by the name of The Bearded Captain, leader of all beards on digital media.

As you know my beloved’s (if you watch my vlog) , I have got a new snapback. This snapback is printed, with the message, “The Bearded Captain, leader of all beards on digital media”.

My brothers, I am delighted to announce, that I am now selling snapbacks. They are available in a variety of colours, and personalised messages ( please email; ayyazmalik86@gmail.com for more info).

I have to share with you my beards. that my beard I personally trimmed it today. The excruciating detail of finding the right weapon of choice was necessary for undergoing this important and noble task/operation, as beard needs that TLB (tender love of beard).

The careful trimming, the precise cutting with the scissors to make the beard normal on the sides, was the kind of cutting precision that  would leave your local butcher  admiring in awe.

It wasn’t just the scissors needed for this mission, the Wahl head shaver was called to duty, to complete its bearded national service. Now, I know what you’re thinking (it’s summer, the face fur will get the heave-ho, due to the heat).

My brothers, no-no .. this is far from the truth. The hair clipper was needed, due to The Captain needing to control what I call, “side whiskers”.

Fyi, the number four-blade did an admiral job of trimming the side whiskers down, but it’s not quite  to the standard of the bearded heroes.

These guys are heroes. If the nurses, carers and people of the medical profession are key workers, then I must advise you that these dedicated souls are bearded key workers. Who are these heroes, who put themselves on the front line in the fight to keep beards maintained and well-groomed?

They are my brothers, Scissors Kutz barbershop in Manchester. These brave Musketeers hail from the land of Kurdistan, where it seems the case that all of them go through an extensive training regime, to master the art of haircutting, but most importantly the maintenance of beard before they step fur on British shores.

To bring family honor in the Asian household, having a career as a Dr, Accountant or Lawyer will only do, for our Kurd heroes, this seems to be the same thing, except for that they must be a barber.

These brave men, sacrifice time with their families to deal with the most urgent of cases of poor beard maintenance. Bearded Knotts uneven beard growth seems to be the common bearded emergencies.

If that’s not hard enough, they will have to deal with sure of client bookings after lockdown, due to everyone looking like Captain caveman or Shaggy from Scooby doo. Before you say it, yes he’s a shame to “the captain family”, Uncle Birds eye told him so.

On top of the next few weeks to come, there is, of course, the Eid haircut. Why is the relevant I hear you ask?

This is the time where people lose their minds … think people queuing up for the new iPhone 11, then you will see my point. Christmas bookings will no doubt be just as hectic too.

There are other vital people, in the fight on the bearded front line. The employees at Bulldog, the beard care company. The bearded barbers are one part of the cog and the beard care workers is the other.

A beard needs all its nutrients to grow (beardosynthesis). They too like their bearded barber counterparts, work long hours anyway, but even more in the Christmas period, which means they don’t see their families.

So there you have it my beards,  course make sure you do self maintenance  and self beard care where you can.

It had to be mentioned that these hardworking souls are key, to keeping your face looking awesome. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain, stay blessed … stay beard!