The signs of the summer (satire)

Hello and good afternoon, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bear of beards on digital and broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My Bearded Brothers, I pray you’re well and I pray you’reContinue reading “The signs of the summer (satire)”

How to manage a lockdown

Hello and good evening my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards on digital media and digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers, I hope you’re well and looking after your beards.Continue reading “How to manage a lockdown”

The Lockdown survival guide

Hello and greeting my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital, and digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My beloved’s, I hope you’re well andContinue reading “The Lockdown survival guide”

How to crack women (satire)

Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards. Brothers, I want to talk about the issue of the women folk. Their rights to vote, equal pay and just a general position in society , women are a hotly debated subject. Brothers as aContinue reading “How to crack women (satire)”

Things what make you lose your masculinity

Hello and greetings my bearded Soldiers it’s me your Bearded captain, leader of all beards flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that who tries to make people smile. My bearded beloved’s what I want to talk about is the topicContinue reading “Things what make you lose your masculinity”

The “joys” of being a couple

Hello and good evening my Bearded brothers. My name is Ayyaz Malik, aka The Bearded Captain, leader of all beards on digital and broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and the beard that tries to make people smile. My bearded beloved’s I want to talk about an important issue.Continue reading “The “joys” of being a couple”

Dispelling some myths

Hello good evening and greeting my bearded soldiers. It’s me your bearded Captain leader of all beads and flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard tries to make people laugh and I am that baby who tries to make people smile. My bearded beloved’s. What I want to talk aboutContinue reading “Dispelling some myths”

The Bearded Captain talks about aftershave

Hello good evening greetings my bearded soldiers it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards flag bearer of all beards and trendsetter of all beards on digital media. My bearded beloved’s what I want to talk about this evening is an important issue. We are talking about an item that’s just as dear andContinue reading “The Bearded Captain talks about aftershave”

The xx debate (satire)

Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I want to address this issue, the issueContinue reading “The xx debate (satire)”

Lockdown 2.0 by The Bearded Captain

Hello good evening greetings my bearded soldiers. It’s me your bearded Captain leader of all beards flag bearer of all beards on digital media. My brother is here I am with an important address. This issue is the issue of lockdown.Brothers as you know there was a lockdown in the spring. And now there isContinue reading “Lockdown 2.0 by The Bearded Captain”