Hello, good evening my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselvesContinue reading “From boys to men”
Tag Archives: The Commander and Chief
What rice and chips have in common
The Summer beard
Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, I pray you are well. As you know, we are of course in unprecedented times, in the times of lockdown and isolation. The Monks and the Buddhists talk of isolation and the therapeutic effects of the period of solitude. For your Captain, however, it’s not been plain sailing. PartContinue reading “The Summer beard”
The Bearded Captain; “Away from the chin beard needs care too”.
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My bearded soldiers, as always I love how you have shown love to me. My beards, we need to talk about an important issue, it’s an issue which we all go through. I am talking about the dreadedContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; “Away from the chin beard needs care too”.”
The Kellogs Crunchy Beard?
Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers. As you know, I go by the name of The Bearded Captain. My aim, my goal and my mission is to make you lovely souls laugh and smile, but educate and inform you of the perks of beard life as I do it. That my bearded soldiers, won’t change,Continue reading “The Kellogs Crunchy Beard?”
The Bearded Captain with a revamped look, but still Captain of the cool beards
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. My beards, I sincerely apologise to you my bearded soldiers, my bearded beloved’s. I pray you’re all well and in the process of growing beards and maintaining the way, that is fitting for a bearded man. My soldiers, it’s clear and apparent I have for you (theContinue reading “The Bearded Captain with a revamped look, but still Captain of the cool beards”
The Bearded Captain; “When You Sleep Keep Your Beard Comb Close”
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, I pray my beloved soldiers are well and are in the process of growing beards. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer they say, but this saying gets a bit lost on The Captain, I have never understood it, but there you go anyway …. I prayContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; “When You Sleep Keep Your Beard Comb Close””
Hello My Soliders Your Captain Is Still Here Don’t Worry
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I know what you’re going to say and I can say that I am sorry in advance, but my soldiers Alhamdulillah I am in good health and my beard is stealing the show like it always is. So where have I been I hear you ask? MyContinue reading “Hello My Soliders Your Captain Is Still Here Don’t Worry”
The Bearded Captain With Some Words; Beware Of Man Flu
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I pray all my Bearded Soldiers are well inshaaAllah and are in the process of growing beards. I want to start this address by saying I apologise that my own standards in The Bearded Field have slipped. For the past two months, after extensive training fromContinue reading “The Bearded Captain With Some Words; Beware Of Man Flu”
The Bearded Captain, With Some Real Talk
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, I pray my soldiers are all well inshaaAllah. I know you missed me my bearded children, but worry not I hadn’t gone far! Literally my bearded children your bearded commander and chief and I had some “things” to deal with. Don’t worry though my bearded kids, we dealtContinue reading “The Bearded Captain, With Some Real Talk”
The Bearded Captain 