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Dixy Wythenshawe vs Dixy Chorlton
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When you know it’s winter (satire)
Hello and good evening my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My Bearded Beloved’s I pray you’re…
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The signs of the summer (satire)
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My thoughts on WWE
They say it’s fake, it’s not real, but the risks are real. World Wrestling Entertainment or WWE for short is a sport which despite its longevity still catches the public imagination. If you ask Elias, WWE stands for! *chants in a passionate tone* “walk with Elias”. The storylines, subplots, daring moves and overall energy has…
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Just don’t be one of those people
Hello and good evening, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard who tries to make you laugh and I am that beard who tries to make you smile. Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue, it’s the topic of…
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Klopp the unstoppable Jurgen-aught?
He came to English shores as something as a phenomenon. Touted for Manchester United, amongst other jobs and even earmarked by Sir Alex himself. So when Jurgen Klopp agreed to come to Liverpool manager after he came out of a sabbatical, The Merseyside club celebrated this monumental coup of getting one of club footballs hottest…
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The toughest job interview (satire)
Hello and greetings, my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, here I talk about an issue in the world of beards. Here, brothers, I talk about the toughest job interview known to man. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain. To help keep wonderful content coming through and help maintain project Bearded Captain…
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Best Air Purifier For Cleaner & Fresher Air at Home
Getting an air purifier for home is essential. An air purifier is an appliance that improves the quality of air in a room by getting rid of … Best Air Purifier For Cleaner & Fresher Air at Home
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The second Album
Hello and Greetings My Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people laugh. My brothers, I pray you’re looking after yourselves and your…
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