Category Archives: Dixy Chicken

If she doesn’t do this She’s not for you bro (with a dose of satire)

Hello, and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital and digital media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers, my beloved’s I hope you’re well andContinue reading “If she doesn’t do this She’s not for you bro (with a dose of satire)”

The people who you can’t trust (Satire)

Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain (Leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital media). My beards, I want to stand to salute you all first of all. You’re a credit to yourselves and your face. My brothers (non-keyworkers) you have had to overcome the “you needContinue reading “The people who you can’t trust (Satire)”

The Bearded Captain’s Tribute To Shelby, AKA Shelbs

  The name Shelby Sheridan, might not mean much to the vast majority of you lovely readers, but to myself and many more in the Dyno world, here is an example of the biggest nut job going. Quite a strong statement I here you say, but please let me explain this is Shelby who thinksContinue reading “The Bearded Captain’s Tribute To Shelby, AKA Shelbs”

The Bearded Captain; Don’t Dye Your Beard In Any Colour Except Ginger!

  Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I pray that all my soldiers are well, in good health and in the process of growing beards! Before I get my teeth into today’s subject, I just want to say thank you for you guys being such wonderful soldiers and as your Bearded Captain, I amContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; Don’t Dye Your Beard In Any Colour Except Ginger!”

Dixy (The Best A Man Can Get)

For a man with a beard and someone who really takes pride in his facial hair, naturally, I will rebuke the “slogan” “Gillette, the best a man can get”. Not only is the phrase non-sensical, it’s “not true”. Now why I say this is simple, I say this because with the greatest respect (my blogContinue reading “Dixy (The Best A Man Can Get)”