The Beardnet

Hello and good evening my bearded soldiers, I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. Greetings, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue this evening, that’s the issue of the Beardnet. Nope, it’s not a Bearded alternative to a certainContinue reading “The Beardnet”

The Just Trimmed Feeling

  Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. My bearded brothers, I hope you’re looking after yourselves and looking after your most prized possession your beard. Now, brothers, you have seen that I am a bald-headed bearded man, so I won’t know the freshContinue reading “The Just Trimmed Feeling”

The jaw line “beard”

Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers. It’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My brothers, a beard isn’t just about catchy phrases and slogans. Brothers, the beard is the uniform to symbolise how awesome and rock& roll we are. We have touched upon it, but in this blog,Continue reading “The jaw line “beard””

Dispelling a myth

Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers, good evening it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards. I pray you’re well and looking after your beards, as well as maintaining them. My brothers, we have seen, as well as discussed several scenarios and dealt with them along the way. The Covid-19 issue is ongoing, butContinue reading “Dispelling a myth”

A Father’s day message from The Bearded Captain

Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards on digital broadcast media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers, there has been some good news in recentContinue reading “A Father’s day message from The Bearded Captain”

So your beard is growing longer? Let’s talk

Hello, and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards. Good morning to you all (it was at the time of typing anyway). My bearded beloved’s I hope you’re well and looking after yourselves, and maintaining your beeeeeards! *cries uncontrollably*. As I am sure you remember ( I can’t forgetContinue reading “So your beard is growing longer? Let’s talk”

Timo Werner; an Asian Love Story

Chelsea have signed Germany forward Timo Werner from RB Leipzig in a deal that could total £102.5 million over five years. The Blues, managed to beat Premier League leaders Liverpool to the former Stuttgart strikers signature. The whole process of the German players signing has an element of an Asian wedding to it, I willContinue reading “Timo Werner; an Asian Love Story”

Here’s why you shouldn’t touch your beard!

Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, I go by the name of the Beeear, Beeeearded Captain *tries to control his cries*. Brothers, in the four years that I have been Bearded Leader, and very proudly been Bearded Leader, never ever has a challenge like this come to the fore. My brothers, the challenge that IContinue reading “Here’s why you shouldn’t touch your beard!”

Black lives matter always

Hello, and greetings my bearded beloved’s, it’s me your Bearded Leader, on all things digital media. I hope you’re well and looking after yourselves. My beards, as much as we try to do these blog addresses to make you laugh, sometimes this platform needs to be used differently. My dearest brothers, the need to talkContinue reading “Black lives matter always”