Just don’t be one of those people

Hello and good evening, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard who tries to make you laugh and I am that beard who tries to make you smile. Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue, it’s the topic ofContinue reading “Just don’t be one of those people”

Klopp the unstoppable Jurgen-aught?

He came to English shores as something as a phenomenon. Touted for Manchester United, amongst other jobs and even earmarked by Sir Alex himself. So when Jurgen Klopp agreed to come to Liverpool manager after he came out of a sabbatical, The Merseyside club celebrated this monumental coup of getting one of club footballs hottestContinue reading “Klopp the unstoppable Jurgen-aught?”

The toughest job interview (satire)

Hello and greetings, my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, here I talk about an issue in the world of beards. Here, brothers, I talk about the toughest job interview known to man. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain. To help keep wonderful content coming through and help maintain project Bearded CaptainContinue reading “The toughest job interview (satire)”

The second Album

Hello and Greetings My Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people laugh. My brothers, I pray you’re looking after yourselves and yourContinue reading “The second Album”

Now available on people per hour for your sports writing needs

Hello and good afternoon, Just a quick note to say I am offering my writing services through the people per hour platform. I am a writer of six years on all things sport. Feel free to discuss having a article written for you. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/ayyaz-malik-7b1b06a0_hire-ayyaz-m-on-peopleperhour-activity-6762357397513129984-Qk8h

The woes of Madrid explained

When you think of the two words Real and Madrid, whether you’re a football fan or not, you tend to to think of a footballing powerhouse and with good reason too. They’re the most successful team in Europe (13 Champions League wins). Let’s not forget the 34 La Liga title wins in the history thatContinue reading “The woes of Madrid explained”

When you know you’re in an Asian’s house (Satire)

Hello and greetings, here is a satirical look on how you know you’re in an Asian house. I hope you enjoy! It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain. To help keep wonderful content coming through and help maintain project Bearded Captain , you can help fund me here; https://www.paypal.me/AyyazMalik86

T-shirts now available ❤️

Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, in this video, I give you more info on how you can get your hands on some Bearded Products. It’s over and out from your Bearded Captain! To help keep wonderful content coming through and help maintain project Bearded Captain , you can help fund me here; https://www.paypal.me/AyyazMalik86

The match made in heaven?

Love, is a very special thing when you are able to feel it in its entirety. Whether it be the appreciation, or the support, love is a magical thing. Premier League giants Manchester City were too in love. They though were yearning for love. That love and support was what they craved so dearly, inContinue reading “The match made in heaven?”