The 9 Most Beautiful Islands You Never Knew Existed

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The 9 Most Beautiful Islands You Never Knew Existed

The not so joys of hospitals

Hello, good morning my Beards it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

My Bearded Brethren, I pray you’re well looking after yourselves and your Beards! Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue in the life of The Bearded Captain, hospitals. For obvious reasons, this place has some associations with sadness, but not always.

At my local hospital, I was given the best news of my life (my daughter being born) and of course, I had to deal with the sad news of seeing Grandma passing away in front of my very eyes, God rest her soul.

Bearded Kings, what I just want to say, quite simply is those who work in hospitals I salute you. Must be tough to work in a place that makes you feel sleepy before you have barely started work. As life revolves around the internet, obviously, then note at a hospital you get a very limited signal.

You do get access to a wi-fi connection, but you would be quicker saying whatever you wanted to say to your imaginary friend over the internet in person. It’s like dial-up. Brothers, I take that back, when you go to a hospital, the first thing most think of is going on to the internet looking for an outlet to avoid boredom.

Maybe read a book, or just really contemplate, and be grateful. Life is beautiful and in the hospital, you see all the versions and stages of life, so be grateful for what you have. Many of our Beards, would even consider shaving their Beards off for what you have.

When I go into a hospital, know that I wear two garments, one for the hospital which has been jeans and a t-shirt and the other for outdoors and that Brothers tends to be (if it’s cold) clothing more suited for winter.
That’s it from me, it’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

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A message from The Captain

Hello, good evening, it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka The Bearded Captain. We don’t celebrate new years, but I hope this period helps you take stock.

Brothers Always look for self betterment. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain. Bearded Kings, we don’t get into this New Years business, simply because it’s not necessary. You owe it to yourself to always looks for self improvement. See you tomorrow Kings.

Keeping warm in the winter

Hello, good morning my Beards it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

My Bearded Brethren, I pray you’re well looking after yourselves and your Beards! Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue in the life of The Bearded Captain and that is keeping warm in the winter.

Bearded Kings, it’s been tough out there. We face wise, we have been ok as we have our face blankets, our Beards. For the clean-shaven, well they would have to settle with snoods, feel sorry for them, but they made their bed.

Also, it’s hard for us bald men, but I thankfully have adequate headwear, which keeps my head warm. For keeping your other limbs warm, well one resorts to turning the heating on. In today’s day and age, to turn the heating on, you will need to have a chat with the bank manager, such is the absurd costs of gas and heating.

Turning the heating on, with the aid of a timer is one way, also using an open fire helps. This helps in two ways, The first is, you get warmed up by chopping the logs up for making that open fire, and then you get warmed up by the fire itself.

The last way, I would advise is by having a Kambal, I am sure I have spelt this wrong. This Shiny Bearded Knights is a quilt, but not any kind of quilt. This quilt is as thick as the wool of 10 sheep, exaggeration yes, but that’s what it feels like.

You wrap yourself in that bad boy, my God, do you get warm. It reminds me of the time I went to Pakistan for a family holiday. I couldn’t sleep it was too cold, to remedy this, I was given the Kambal and thereafter I was out like a light!

Brothers, it’s tough out there, but having a Kambal just might be one of the best investments you make this winter. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

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The unsung hero, cereal

Hello, good morning my Beards it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

My Bearded Brethren, I pray you’re well looking after yourselves and your Beards! Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue in the life of The Bearded Captain, cereal. Yes, that’s right cereal is the breakfast meal that has evolved over time.

Initially from The Captain’s understanding cereals were more like cornflakes and have developed massively over time. Choco corn flakes, crunchy nut, cheerios and so on. Brothers, the majority of people would have their cornflakes in the morning, but I am here to shine the light.

Bearded Kings, I am here to shine the light that there’s more to cereal. My Soldiers, having cereal at lunch is a thing! Lunch is for pizza, pasta or whatever meal tickles your fancy you say, but brothers give it a go!

This isn’t just me who is saying it even Kellogg’s themselves were, the one bowl for breakfast, lunch and dinner diet. Many a time in my childhood I would pop open the crunchy nut or the coco pops, happy days!

Many of my dinners would be me having cereal. You must be wondering and yes I will clarify, mum wasn’t happy. She would cook veg and I would cook cereal into my bowl. Let me reword that, I preferred Kellogg’s cooking over her veg, to quote the Legend herself.

As much as that was prominent in my childhood, me having cereal at dinner time too, I don’t tend to have cereal too much these days. Now, it’s eggs and toast, but don’t worry I don’t have that at dinnertime unless there are chips, eggs and beans with it too.

The happy ending to this story is that I now have more veg, maybe that’s substituted the cereal. Don’t hate it before you have tried it. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

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The way to The Bearded Captains heart

Hello, good morning my Beards it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

My Bearded Brethren, I pray you’re well looking after yourselves and your Beards! Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue in the life of The Bearded Captain. The discussion of how you can find your way to my heart.

Bearded Kings, just know this it’s not just through food. Unfortunately, my waistline has turned into a Fantastic Four character, yes you guessed it, Mr Stretch. So food is one way, but not the only way.

One of the most obvious and glaring is my daughter, my pride and joy smiles and fights urge to really give her some sloppy kisses. So, my daughter and food are some ways, as well as complimenting my Beard and also getting me good Beard products.

If you do that, you a friend for life. Sorry for going slang, but it was the first thing that came into my head. When I address you, my Soldiers, I will always speak from the heart. As I have now also become semi-obsessed with perfumes, some Eau du parfum attar types are also a heart melter for me.
So Brothers there you have it. Not a massive list for me, but there are a few things all the same. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

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I have to make some changes

Hello, good evening my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards.

Brothers I pray you’re well and in good health . My soldiers we need to talk. My Bearded beloveds I have ran this site for seven years +.

As my life changes and I want to do this full time, I will be introducing some exclusives posts which would come with a small one off fee.

If you can support my site, would be so greatly appreciated. Your money will help fund my daughters early years and also, the growth of this site.

Not being truly selfish, I want to give back to the community and make a part donation tel your donation to Charities.

I am determined to help your money go further. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

First toilet roll now this?!

Hello, good evening my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Bearded Kings let’s talk about an issue that’s important in the life of Beards, being civilised. It’s hilarious that some people in this country give morality lessons to people from other countries. My Bearded Stallions, going to Tesco in the evening is like a stampede come seven o’clock.

Bread at reduced rates is quite the draw for the UK or shall I say for the British public, name-calling has been plenty as well even on one occasion, what I call fisty cuffs, no you can’t make this up. Tesco wars have been going on for some time.

What has become something more recent is the rush and crowds generated on Black Friday, Cyber Monday and whatever name they come up with next. One thing is the same with these events, they all bring out animalistic behaviour.

Funny then, how in a country this happens, some think they can go to other countries and preach ethics and morals. These days it’s not just for these sale events, it’s for normal shopping items too. During lockdown, toilet rolls were in short supply.

I didn’t know Covid-19 gave you diarrhoea but ok. The shortage of toilet rolls got so bad that companies were hiring people to buy bulk loads. Going shopping in lockdown was a patience game, thank God it’s over right.

About that. Now toilet roll supplies are back in order, eggs are now in short supply. As of now, I have not seen people get violent over eggs as they have with toilet rolls and pasta. Unfortunately, I imagine it’s only a matter of time. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

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You can swallow paracetamol? You sir are a man!

Hello, good evening my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Brothers, I want to talk about an issue that’s important in the life of The Bearded Captain, paracetamol. The Asians will know that it’s seen as the cure for everything, yes EVERYTHING. Here though I am not here to tell that tale, I want to talk about the day I conquered swallowing one.

I don’t know if the tubs or the packets come with instruction manuals, but maybe they need to. When I was small and I would need to take the dreaded paracetamol, it used to be a challenge. Drink water and put the paracetamol in your mouth, then it would just go down the food pipe.

Easy enough, no problem, but except there was. The paracetamol seemed more stubborn than a child being taken for a bath. That son of a gun, would not go down without kicking and screaming. So after having one glass of water and gulping the tablet down, it would quickly turn into two.

That tablet at this point is drenched like it’s walked out during a monsoon season, but you guessed it, still won’t go down my throat. This paracetamol was like Gandalf (thou shall not pass). In the end, I opted to bite it. Did that solve the problem? No sir, only made it umpteen times worse due to how sour or bitter they are!

All the mouthwash and toothpaste couldn’t rid me of the horrible aftertaste. So when I had headaches, what did I do? Well, I endured it and would have a nice hot shower or go to sleep early.
That was fine, but the inner whisperings wanted me to take on my nemesis, paracetamol. You tablet, you won the battle, but not the war! The chance arose for me to walk the walk and show the paracetamol tablet I meant business.

So, I poured the glass of water, peeled open the back of the packet of paracetamol and grabbed two out. Only a psycho takes out one, the same way someone puts up the TV volume in odd numbers.
Nervous, I grabbed the two tablets and into my mouth they went and off the pallet of my mouth they bounced. This was it, all or nothing it was time to take this tablet down! I grabbed my water, and I had one gulp of water, it was still there!

Not to be deterred, I drank another gulp and to my surprise, this immovable object was conquered. Not quite a David and Goliath moment, but it didn’t stop me from celebrating. When I told my dad with the glee of my monumental achievement, dad reacted in only dad knew how.

He was grounded in his praise, but I am sure he would have been proud deep down. From learning to walk, talk, eat and now this. Dad would have been patting himself on the back as a parent, he’s made it. I made it as a man.

On that note, it’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

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