Hello and good afternoon, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! My beloved’s I want to talk about an important issue of the world of Beard. My Soldiers, I want to talk about the issue of sports suitable for Bearded men.
To carry on with this healthy theme, of the last post, brothers playing sports is a very Bearded thing to do. Cricket, is a sport where there many Bearded men, Moeen Ali, Adil Rashid, Kieron Pollard and Imran Tahir to just name some.
Cricket, harshly gets associated with being an old man’s game, but in it’s defence they don’t roll around in agony when they get tickled almost by the opposition player. Neymar, this is aimed at you sir.
Goalkeepers are the hardmen of football, the running out at the feet of attackers and running out for crosses and claiming the ball, but the rule makers have softened them up. Any little brush of soldiers, that’s it’s a foul.
The ruggedness of Roy Keane, is a thing of the past. Wrestling is another Bearded sport. WWE in it’s current form is soft, but Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar and Braun Strauman are some good examples of Beards who represent Beard kind in sports.
Tennis and F1 don’t have that Bearded figure in their ranks (they’re rich men sports) but true wealth is in having a face that looks $1 million and with a beard it does. Snooker has a Bearded player Rory Mcleod, but the smooth wooden sticks seem to have a bias towards clean shaven men I thought, but McLeod proved this wrong.
Not just for it’s physicality solely, but also for the amount of rugby players do have them, rugby is Bearded man’s sport. The scrum and the way they tackle each other in a crunching manner, it’s not for the faint hearted.
The other side of rugby is the respect they show the referee, this is a far cry from football, who could take notes from their rugby counterparts. There are sports like archery and field events in athletics, but brothers we’re men.
We’re not just men, we’re Bearded men! Brothers, football is entertaining, but no that how those football players act, this isn’t men like behaviour! Tennis is good for the health, but is poor for the Bearded community. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.