The Bearded Captain

What starts quickly, but ends slowly

Hello, good evening my Bearded Beloved’s, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag…

Hello, good evening my Bearded Beloved’s, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag…

Hello, good afternoon my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. I am the leader of…

Hello, good afternoon my Bearded Beloved it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka The Bearded Captain, leader of…

Hello, good morning it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, and flag bearer of…

Hello, good evening my Bearded Soldiers, I hope you’re well looking after yourselves and are in…

Hello, good evening my Bearded Soldiers, I hope you’re well looking after yourselves and are in…

Hello, good afternoon my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka The Bearded Captain, leader of…

Hello, good afternoon my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka The Bearded Captain, leader of…

Greetings friends, my Bearded Soldiers, my Bearded Brethren and my Beardettes, I hope you’re well. My…