Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards. My brothers, as always I say I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. My brothers, I am sure you remember when I was going through the painful ordeal of being reduced to theContinue reading “So when do you know you have a big beard? (Satire)”
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The Summer beard
Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, I pray you are well. As you know, we are of course in unprecedented times, in the times of lockdown and isolation. The Monks and the Buddhists talk of isolation and the therapeutic effects of the period of solitude. For your Captain, however, it’s not been plain sailing. PartContinue reading “The Summer beard”
Even beards need to stay safe too
By Ayyaz “The Bearded Captain” Malik Hello and greetings my bearded beloved’s, good afternoon. As we are insolation season, I will make sure that I address you, my soldiers in this time. A lot of you, might be fighting boredom, and other dom’s – maybe stardom, but as you are not as magnificent as TheContinue reading “Even beards need to stay safe too”
A guide to survive in isolation
By Ayyaz Malik (The Bearded Captain, leader of all beards) It’s a strange world we live in. Not as strange though as the times we are currently living in. We are in the 21st century of course, but currently, we are living something of a life which looks familiar to Yester century (this is nowContinue reading “A guide to survive in isolation”
The Bearded Captain; “Away from the chin beard needs care too”.
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My bearded soldiers, as always I love how you have shown love to me. My beards, we need to talk about an important issue, it’s an issue which we all go through. I am talking about the dreadedContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; “Away from the chin beard needs care too”.”
The Kellogs Crunchy Beard?
Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers. As you know, I go by the name of The Bearded Captain. My aim, my goal and my mission is to make you lovely souls laugh and smile, but educate and inform you of the perks of beard life as I do it. That my bearded soldiers, won’t change,Continue reading “The Kellogs Crunchy Beard?”
The Bearded Captain with a revamped look, but still Captain of the cool beards
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. My beards, I sincerely apologise to you my bearded soldiers, my bearded beloved’s. I pray you’re all well and in the process of growing beards and maintaining the way, that is fitting for a bearded man. My soldiers, it’s clear and apparent I have for you (theContinue reading “The Bearded Captain with a revamped look, but still Captain of the cool beards”
The Bearded Captain; “When You Sleep Keep Your Beard Comb Close”
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, I pray my beloved soldiers are well and are in the process of growing beards. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer they say, but this saying gets a bit lost on The Captain, I have never understood it, but there you go anyway …. I prayContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; “When You Sleep Keep Your Beard Comb Close””
The Bearded Captain Is Here With Another Message: The Bearded Captain’s “Unsung Hero”
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. Your Captain is here with another address. After delivering my address this morning, which was my first in a really long time here is another dosage of wisdom from The Captain. As stated in the previous blog your Captain has been spreading his message far and wide. WhetherContinue reading “The Bearded Captain Is Here With Another Message: The Bearded Captain’s “Unsung Hero””
Hello My Soliders Your Captain Is Still Here Don’t Worry
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I know what you’re going to say and I can say that I am sorry in advance, but my soldiers Alhamdulillah I am in good health and my beard is stealing the show like it always is. So where have I been I hear you ask? MyContinue reading “Hello My Soliders Your Captain Is Still Here Don’t Worry”
The Bearded Captain 