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The Bearded Captain; “When You Sleep Keep Your Beard Comb Close”
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, I pray my beloved soldiers are well and are in the process of growing beards. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer they say, but this saying gets a bit lost on The Captain, I have never understood it, but there you go anyway …. I pray…
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The Bearded Captain’s Tribute To Shelby, AKA Shelbs
The name Shelby Sheridan, might not mean much to the vast majority of you lovely readers, but to myself and many more in the Dyno world, here is an example of the biggest nut job going. Quite a strong statement I here you say, but please let me explain this is Shelby who thinks…
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The Bearded Captain Is Here With Another Message: The Bearded Captain’s “Unsung Hero”
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. Your Captain is here with another address. After delivering my address this morning, which was my first in a really long time here is another dosage of wisdom from The Captain. As stated in the previous blog your Captain has been spreading his message far and wide. Whether…
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Hello My Soliders Your Captain Is Still Here Don’t Worry
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I know what you’re going to say and I can say that I am sorry in advance, but my soldiers Alhamdulillah I am in good health and my beard is stealing the show like it always is. So where have I been I hear you ask? My…
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The Bearded Captain with a Monday Message
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, I pray that all my soldiers are well and are maintaining their beards. For those of you men who aren’t on the true way (by growing a beard) then know that I am a patient Captain and my door is always open for you when you see…
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The Bearded Captain; “Don’t Do A Brosnan Guys”
Hello, greetings and good evening from me your Bearded Captain. I am sorry I haven’t been around of late my beloved soldiers, please forgive me for this. As much as I love you wonderful souls, The Captain has been in Bearded Hibernation. What that means, boys and girls – ladies, gentleman and clean shaven…
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The Bearded Captain; Don’t Dye Your Beard In Any Colour Except Ginger!
Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I pray that all my soldiers are well, in good health and in the process of growing beards! Before I get my teeth into today’s subject, I just want to say thank you for you guys being such wonderful soldiers and as your Bearded Captain, I am…
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Even The Bearded Captain Needs To Know His Role
Why hello and greetings there boys and girls, did you miss me? Come on we know the answer to the question of course you did! Who wouldn’t miss The Bearded Captain!? Well, worry not my bearded children, your captain and Bearded Leader hasn’t gone anywhere sorry worry not my beloved bearded children. In my…
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The Bearded Captain,A Real Life Example Of The Consequences Of Shaving
Hello and greetings from The Bearded Captain. I pray that all my soldiers are well and in the process of growing beards. I want to address one of The Bearded Commandments with a real life example. The Bearded Commandment in question is the commandment that is “Thou Shall Not Shave His Beard”. A stating…
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The Bearded Captain; “Alhamdulillah my powers of humor are returning”.
Hello and greetings from The Bearded Captain, I pray that my soldiers are well inshaaAllah and are maintaining their beards. Guys, for the past few weeks the one who gave me the beard (the party piece of my face), the all-mighty decided to give me man flu. No, I am not complaining I am…
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