Hello, good evening my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I want to talk about anContinue reading “You can swallow paracetamol? You sir are a man!”
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How our ancestors will turn in their graves
Hello, good morning my Beards, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, let’s talk about an issue important inContinue reading “How our ancestors will turn in their graves”
So is it the best?
Hello, good evening my Beards it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. My Bearded kings, I hope you’re well and looking after yourselvesContinue reading “So is it the best?”
British airways review
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag Bearer of all Beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers let’s talk about aeroplanes, neooooow. Sorry not sorry,Continue reading “British airways review”
The story of when you start you can’t stop
Hello, good morning my Beards it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka The Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people. Brothers, I want to talk about lastContinue reading “The story of when you start you can’t stop”
Tis the season to be jolly, isn’t it always?
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag Bearer of all Beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Bearded Kings, I want to talk about all thingsContinue reading “Tis the season to be jolly, isn’t it always?”
So you keep getting your Beard pulled?
Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards. My Bearded Kings, I want to talk about an issue in the life of The Bearded Captain. Bearded Stallions, I want to talk about children and in particular young children (babies). The delights that they bring, from the warmth of their hugs, the softnessContinue reading “So you keep getting your Beard pulled?”
From boys to men
Hello, good evening my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselvesContinue reading “From boys to men”
The Bearded Captain glasses guide
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselvesContinue reading “The Bearded Captain glasses guide”
Ground rules to follow of Asian wedding (satire)
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselvesContinue reading “Ground rules to follow of Asian wedding (satire)”
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