The Bearded Captain; “Away from the chin beard needs care too”.

  Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My bearded soldiers, as always I love how you have shown love to me. My beards, we need to talk about an important issue, it’s an issue which we all go through. I am talking about the dreadedContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; “Away from the chin beard needs care too”.”

The Kellogs Crunchy Beard?

Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers. As you know, I go by the name of The Bearded Captain. My aim, my goal and my mission is to make you lovely souls laugh and smile, but educate and inform you of the perks of beard life as I do it. That my bearded soldiers, won’t change,Continue reading “The Kellogs Crunchy Beard?”

The Bearded Captain with a revamped look, but still Captain of the cool beards

  Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. My beards, I sincerely apologise to you my bearded soldiers, my bearded beloved’s. I pray you’re all well and in the process of growing beards and maintaining the way, that is fitting for a bearded man. My soldiers, it’s clear and apparent I have for you (theContinue reading “The Bearded Captain with a revamped look, but still Captain of the cool beards”

The Bearded Captain; “When You Sleep Keep Your Beard Comb Close”

Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, I pray my beloved soldiers are well and are in the process of growing beards. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer they say, but this saying gets a bit lost on The Captain, I have never understood it, but there you go anyway …. I prayContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; “When You Sleep Keep Your Beard Comb Close””

The Bearded Captain Is Here With Another Message: The Bearded Captain’s “Unsung Hero”

Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. Your Captain is here with another address. After delivering my address this morning, which was my first in a really long time here is another dosage of wisdom from The Captain. As stated in the previous blog your Captain has been spreading his message far and wide. WhetherContinue reading “The Bearded Captain Is Here With Another Message: The Bearded Captain’s “Unsung Hero””

Hello My Soliders Your Captain Is Still Here Don’t Worry

  Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I know what you’re going to say and I can say that I am sorry in advance, but my soldiers Alhamdulillah I am in good health and my beard is stealing the show like it always is. So where have I been I hear you ask? MyContinue reading “Hello My Soliders Your Captain Is Still Here Don’t Worry”

The Bearded Captain; Don’t Dye Your Beard In Any Colour Except Ginger!

  Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I pray that all my soldiers are well, in good health and in the process of growing beards! Before I get my teeth into today’s subject, I just want to say thank you for you guys being such wonderful soldiers and as your Bearded Captain, I amContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; Don’t Dye Your Beard In Any Colour Except Ginger!”

Even The Bearded Captain Needs To Know His Role

  Why hello and greetings there boys and girls, did you miss me? Come on we know the answer to the question of course you did! Who wouldn’t miss The Bearded Captain!? Well, worry not my bearded children, your captain and Bearded Leader hasn’t gone anywhere sorry worry not my beloved bearded children. In myContinue reading “Even The Bearded Captain Needs To Know His Role”

The Bearded Captain,A Real Life Example Of The Consequences Of Shaving

  Hello and greetings from The Bearded Captain. I pray that all my soldiers are well and in the process of growing beards. I want to address one of The Bearded Commandments with a real life example. The Bearded Commandment in question is the commandment that is “Thou Shall Not Shave His Beard”. A statingContinue reading “The Bearded Captain,A Real Life Example Of The Consequences Of Shaving”

The Bearded Captain; “Alhamdulillah my powers of humor​ are returning”.

  Hello and greetings from The Bearded Captain, I pray that my soldiers are well inshaaAllah and are maintaining their beards. Guys, for the past few weeks the one who gave me the beard (the party piece of my face), the all-mighty decided to give me man flu. No, I am not complaining I amContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; “Alhamdulillah my powers of humor​ are returning”.”