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  • Ramdan Mubarak, and what is Ramadan

    Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your bearded captain. I am here with an address of a different kind. As you know my beloved’s I like to try and make you laugh and smile with one-line jokes and general banter. We are of course in unprecedented times, so the need to stay safe…

  • The Summer beard

    Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, I pray you are well. As you know, we are of course in unprecedented times, in the times of lockdown and isolation. The Monks and the Buddhists talk of isolation and the therapeutic effects of the period of solitude. For your Captain, however, it’s not been plain sailing. Part…

  • Even beards need to stay safe too

    By Ayyaz “The Bearded Captain” Malik Hello and greetings my bearded beloved’s, good afternoon. As we are insolation season, I will make sure that I address you, my soldiers in this time. A lot of you, might be fighting boredom, and other dom’s – maybe stardom, but as you are not as magnificent as The…

  • An amusing story to make you smile during covid 19

    By Ayyaz “The Bearded Captain” Malik Hello and good greetings from The Bearded Captain. Good afternoon my bearded soldiers, I pray we are well, in the middle of maintaining our beards and in these unprecedented times, looking after our health. Just like in other addresses, I will again use this chance, to express my thanks…

  • A guide to survive in isolation

    By Ayyaz Malik (The Bearded Captain, leader of all beards) It’s a strange world we live in. Not as strange though as the times we are currently living in. We are in the 21st century of course, but currently, we are living something of a life which looks familiar to Yester century (this is now…

  • Weekly sports round up; Fist of Fury: The Sports Buff

    By Ayyaz Malik  Boxing Manchester-born Tyson Fury spectacularly became a two-time world heavyweight champion after beating American Deontay Wilder with a knockout win in the seventh round. American fighter Wilder (34) was looking to win this fight between the two men and defend his title for a record 11th time, but as far as Wilder…

  • The Sports Buff sports round up: Manchester City face two year ban

    https://www.smartlightpeople.com/others/the-sports-buffs-sports-round-up-city-banned-for-2-years-from-europe/

  • The Bearded Captain; “Away from the chin beard needs care too”.

      Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My bearded soldiers, as always I love how you have shown love to me. My beards, we need to talk about an important issue, it’s an issue which we all go through. I am talking about the dreaded…

  • The Kellogs Crunchy Beard?

    Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers. As you know, I go by the name of The Bearded Captain. My aim, my goal and my mission is to make you lovely souls laugh and smile, but educate and inform you of the perks of beard life as I do it. That my bearded soldiers, won’t change,…

  • The Bearded Captain with a revamped look, but still Captain of the cool beards

      Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. My beards, I sincerely apologise to you my bearded soldiers, my bearded beloved’s. I pray you’re all well and in the process of growing beards and maintaining the way, that is fitting for a bearded man. My soldiers, it’s clear and apparent I have for you (the…