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The jaw line “beard”
Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers. It’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My brothers, a beard isn’t just about catchy phrases and slogans. Brothers, the beard is the uniform to symbolise how awesome and rock& roll we are. We have touched upon it, but in this blog,…
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Dispelling a myth
Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers, good evening it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards. I pray you’re well and looking after your beards, as well as maintaining them. My brothers, we have seen, as well as discussed several scenarios and dealt with them along the way. The Covid-19 issue is ongoing, but…
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Dear Jurgen, a letter from The Sports Buff
Dear Jurgen, Hi, you don’t know me but we need to talk. My name is Ayyaz Malik, Aka The Sports Buff. I am a sports writer and talk about sport too (for those who are kind enough to listen). As a Man United fan, it’s hard to say this, but congratulations on becoming Premier League…
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No More years of hurt for Liverpool, praise the Lord!
Being a football fan of England and certain English clubs can be painful. Three Lions on a shirt song, being an Arsenal fan (not talking about myself here) – I think you can see where I am going with this. With England, we the fans and mainly the “experts”, would bring England up and then…
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A Father’s day message from The Bearded Captain
Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards on digital broadcast media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers, there has been some good news in recent…
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So your beard is growing longer? Let’s talk
Hello, and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards. Good morning to you all (it was at the time of typing anyway). My bearded beloved’s I hope you’re well and looking after yourselves, and maintaining your beeeeeards! *cries uncontrollably*. As I am sure you remember ( I can’t forget…
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Timo Werner; an Asian Love Story
Chelsea have signed Germany forward Timo Werner from RB Leipzig in a deal that could total £102.5 million over five years. The Blues, managed to beat Premier League leaders Liverpool to the former Stuttgart strikers signature. The whole process of the German players signing has an element of an Asian wedding to it, I will…
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After 100 days, the Premier League is back!
Football, after 100 days off our TV screens has returned! After courageously serving our nation’s health workers, bosses at McDonalds decided to close their stores across the globe as England and the rest of the world embarked in unchartered territory (the corona virus Covid 19) After going into lockdown, England has slowly but surely ground…
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How to manage the morning beard
Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, my bearded brothers … it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards on digital media. As your bearded leader, It’s brought me nothing but joy. There have been some challenges (the summer beard problem and the winter beard problem ). With those two scenarios, I .. your Bearded…
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Here’s why you shouldn’t touch your beard!
Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, I go by the name of the Beeear, Beeeearded Captain *tries to control his cries*. Brothers, in the four years that I have been Bearded Leader, and very proudly been Bearded Leader, never ever has a challenge like this come to the fore. My brothers, the challenge that I…
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