Hello and greetings, here is a satirical look on how you know you’re in an Asian house. I hope you enjoy! It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain. To help keep wonderful content coming through and help maintain project Bearded Captain , you can help fund me here; https://www.paypal.me/AyyazMalik86
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Thank me later
Hello, and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards and flag bearer of beards on digital media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers, I pray you’re well and looking after your beardsContinue reading “Thank me later”
The old London bus
There’s that saying, of the old London bus, nothing for ages then two come at once, this saying has become very popular in football too. With Liverpool’s football team, it proved to be the case of the old London bus. When The Reds beat Crystal Palace 7-0 at Selhurst Park, a ground which is arguablyContinue reading “The old London bus”
The tea/coffee dippers
Hello and good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re looking after yourselves and IContinue reading “The tea/coffee dippers”
Some traits of an Asian man
Hello and good evening my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearers of all beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make you laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make you laugh and I am that beard who tries toContinue reading “Some traits of an Asian man”
Asian parents vs non Asian parents (with a hint of sarcasm)
When you think of Parents, you think of a lot of things. If there were no parents, there would be no me, no you. It’s something, that a lot of us will become in our life. Some of us embrace it, some of us struggle in the role of parent, here though I want toContinue reading “Asian parents vs non Asian parents (with a hint of sarcasm)”
The snacks theory discussed
Hello and good evening my Bearded Soldiers, It’s me your Bearded Captain, Leader and flag bearer of all beards of all beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile.. My bearded beloved’s, I want toContinue reading “The snacks theory discussed”
The people who you can’t trust (Satire)
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain (Leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital media). My beards, I want to stand to salute you all first of all. You’re a credit to yourselves and your face. My brothers (non-keyworkers) you have had to overcome the “you needContinue reading “The people who you can’t trust (Satire)”
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