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The “joys” of being a couple
Hello and good evening my Bearded brothers. My name is Ayyaz Malik, aka The Bearded Captain, leader of all beards on digital and broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and the beard that tries to make people smile. My bearded beloved’s I want to talk about an important issue.…
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Dispelling some myths
Hello good evening and greeting my bearded soldiers. It’s me your bearded Captain leader of all beads and flag bearer of all beards on digital media. I am that beard tries to make people laugh and I am that baby who tries to make people smile. My bearded beloved’s. What I want to talk about…
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The Bearded Captain talks about aftershave
Hello good evening greetings my bearded soldiers it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards flag bearer of all beards and trendsetter of all beards on digital media. My bearded beloved’s what I want to talk about this evening is an important issue. We are talking about an item that’s just as dear and…
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The xx debate (satire)
Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I want to address this issue, the issue…
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Lockdown 2.0 by The Bearded Captain
Hello good evening greetings my bearded soldiers. It’s me your bearded Captain leader of all beards flag bearer of all beards on digital media. My brother is here I am with an important address. This issue is the issue of lockdown.Brothers as you know there was a lockdown in the spring. And now there is…
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What men shouldn’t do
Hello and greetings my Bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Leader. I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves, but most importantly looking after your beards! My bearded beloved’s I want to talk about the issue of what men shouldn’t do. Brothers, this isn’t actually referring to men shaving their beards, which is a red…
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The Sticky beard discussed
Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards. I hope you’re well my bearded beloved’s. My brothers I am sure you remember us speaking about the issue of food getting stuck in the beard. This is a phrase we would cap as…
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The Curly beard
Hello my Bearded Soldiers, greetings it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards. My beloved’s good morning, I hope you’re well and in the process of looking after your money maker, your beard! Brothers remember one thing, I know it’s a bit of a grim one … we…
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The right hand superiority complex
Hello and greetings my Bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards. My brothers, I have been off the scene for a while, but don’t worry I am still here! Brothers, what I wanted to talk about here is the issue of the right hand superiority…
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The alternate face mask
Hello, and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards on digital media. My brothers, I hope you’re well and looking after yourselves, and your beards! Brothers, one of the best gifts in life is health, family and free time. As blessed as one is…
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