Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselvesContinue reading “Ground rules to follow of Asian wedding (satire)”
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My hat collection is decreasing
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselvesContinue reading “My hat collection is decreasing”
The Window Wave Explained
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselvesContinue reading “The Window Wave Explained”
Dixy mini burger going round in circles
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselvesContinue reading “Dixy mini burger going round in circles”
Snow; the good, the bad and the slippery?
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking afterContinue reading “Snow; the good, the bad and the slippery?”
A childhood like no other
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, I hope you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! Brothers, we need to talk about an important issue in the life of Beard, this Bearded friends is of childhood. If done properly, it can set you up for life,Continue reading “A childhood like no other”
The early days of Beardhood
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, we need to speak about an important issue in the life ofContinue reading “The early days of Beardhood”
Shakebee, the young pretender?
Hello, and good afternoon my Soldiers, it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka The Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media… I hope you’re well, in good health and looking after yourselves +your Beards. My Brothers, we need to talk about an important issue in the lifeContinue reading “Shakebee, the young pretender?”
The perfect burger
Hello, good afternoon my Bearded Brothers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Bearded Kings, I hope you’re well, are inContinue reading “The perfect burger”
Deen lunchbox review
Hello, and good evening my Beards, it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka The Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, Flag Bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Bearded Brothers, I hope you’reContinue reading “Deen lunchbox review”
The Bearded Captain 