So when do you know you have a big beard? (Satire)

Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards. My brothers, as always I say I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. My brothers, I am sure you remember when I was going through the painful ordeal of being reduced to theContinue reading “So when do you know you have a big beard? (Satire)”

The Beardnet

Hello and good evening my bearded soldiers, I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. Greetings, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue this evening, that’s the issue of the Beardnet. Nope, it’s not a Bearded alternative to a certainContinue reading “The Beardnet”

The Just Trimmed Feeling

  Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. My bearded brothers, I hope you’re looking after yourselves and looking after your most prized possession your beard. Now, brothers, you have seen that I am a bald-headed bearded man, so I won’t know the freshContinue reading “The Just Trimmed Feeling”

Does my beard look big in this?

Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beads and flag bearer of All beards on digital media. I am that Bearded who tries to make people laugh I am that beard tries to make people smile. My brothers for those of you who are in couples you willContinue reading “Does my beard look big in this?”

Dispelling a myth

Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers, good evening it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards. I pray you’re well and looking after your beards, as well as maintaining them. My brothers, we have seen, as well as discussed several scenarios and dealt with them along the way. The Covid-19 issue is ongoing, butContinue reading “Dispelling a myth”

A Father’s day message from The Bearded Captain

Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards on digital broadcast media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers, there has been some good news in recentContinue reading “A Father’s day message from The Bearded Captain”

So your beard is growing longer? Let’s talk

Hello, and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards. Good morning to you all (it was at the time of typing anyway). My bearded beloved’s I hope you’re well and looking after yourselves, and maintaining your beeeeeards! *cries uncontrollably*. As I am sure you remember ( I can’t forgetContinue reading “So your beard is growing longer? Let’s talk”

Here’s why you shouldn’t touch your beard!

Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, I go by the name of the Beeear, Beeeearded Captain *tries to control his cries*. Brothers, in the four years that I have been Bearded Leader, and very proudly been Bearded Leader, never ever has a challenge like this come to the fore. My brothers, the challenge that IContinue reading “Here’s why you shouldn’t touch your beard!”

Mental health awareness

Hello and greeting my bearded soldiers, good morning from The Bearded Captain. On a bright sunny morning, here in “MAN”chester (we beards do put the MAN, into Manchester) – I want to address an issue that some might not give the full value of the worth of it being mentioned. That my bearded brothers isContinue reading “Mental health awareness”

The Joys of rain

Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, flag bearer and trend setter of all beards, on digital broadcast media. My bearded beloved’s, just because I might have veered off a little on talking about beards, please understand, the love and passion I have for man’s true best friend (his beard) hasn’tContinue reading “The Joys of rain”