Lockdown 2.0 by The Bearded Captain

Hello good evening greetings my bearded soldiers. It’s me your bearded Captain leader of all beards flag bearer of all beards on digital media. My brother is here I am with an important address. This issue is the issue of lockdown.Brothers as you know there was a lockdown in the spring. And now there isContinue reading “Lockdown 2.0 by The Bearded Captain”

What men shouldn’t do

Hello and greetings my Bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Leader. I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves, but most importantly looking after your beards! My bearded beloved’s I want to talk about the issue of what men shouldn’t do. Brothers, this isn’t actually referring to men shaving their beards, which is a redContinue reading “What men shouldn’t do”

The Sticky beard discussed

Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards. I hope you’re well my bearded beloved’s. My brothers I am sure you remember us speaking about the issue of food getting stuck in the beard. This is a phrase we would cap asContinue reading “The Sticky beard discussed”

The Curly beard

Hello my Bearded Soldiers, greetings it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards. My beloved’s good morning, I hope you’re well and in the process of looking after your money maker, your beard! Brothers remember one thing, I know it’s a bit of a grim one … weContinue reading “The Curly beard”

The right hand superiority complex

Hello and greetings my Bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards. My brothers, I have been off the scene for a while, but don’t worry I am still here! Brothers, what I wanted to talk about here is the issue of the right hand superiorityContinue reading “The right hand superiority complex”

The alternate face mask

Hello, and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards on digital media. My brothers, I hope you’re well and looking after yourselves, and your beards! Brothers, one of the best gifts in life is health, family and free time. As blessed as one isContinue reading “The alternate face mask”

The passing of the torch moment

Hello and good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards. I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves, but more importantly looking after your beards! My Bearded brothers, it’s been with great privilege and honour that I can say I am your Bearded Captain,Continue reading “The passing of the torch moment”

Signs of psycho (satire)

Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. I pray you’re all well, and in the process of growing your beards.  My Bearded brothers, I want to talk about an issue, that is worthy of mentioning. This my brothers, isn’t bearded topic asContinue reading “Signs of psycho (satire)”

The decorative beard

Hello and good morning my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My bearded brothers, I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves and your beard! My bearded brothers, project Bearded Captain is blossoming quite nicely.  There is the blogs, which we’re doing here, the vlogs,Continue reading “The decorative beard”

How to deal with the haters

Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. Brothers, as always hope you’re well and looking after yourselves & your beard! Brothers, this topic comes back around every so often, it’s getting a tad boring, even I admit this. Having said that my brothers, thisContinue reading “How to deal with the haters”